Sunday, April 1, 2012

Pen is Mighty, But the Hand Is Faster

Aquino apologist, Raissa Robles
Raissa Robles has definitely earned the title of the most reliable among PeNoy apologists. Infact, she is so reliable that PeNoy could do without the useless Presidential Communicaations Operations Office. She is more ruthless than the humongous chair-wrecker, Billy Esposo.

No wonder, brainless Noytards hold Raissa in high esteem. The yellow zombies can't get enough of her; they just love her!

Unfortunately, one owner of a posh boutique in Greenhills does not share their fondness and love for Raissa.

A nasty rumor is spreading in the Internet about an incident where Raissa was caught shoplifting at the boutique. The small lady could have ended inside a cell had it not been for her husband, who by the way, is a look-alike of Atty. Aguirre.

I remember what my lelang used to tell us that lying is bad. "Ang sinunggaling ay kapatid ng magnanakaw." You can just imagine how worse it can get if a liar and a shoplifter is rolled into one! Que horror, di ba?

Now, who's to tell that Raissa's articles or blog posts are not lies?


3 comments:

  1. Sabi nga nila, bago mo pagtawanan yong uling sa mukha ng iba, manalamin ka muna at mas grabe pa pala ang uling sa yong mukha.

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