Another PeNoy Episode

Lecheng mukha yan!

I did not vote for PeNoy because I love my country so much, I don't want it to be ruled by someone whose state of mind is under question. President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo has done so much in putting the economic structure in order at nakakapanghinayang na mawawaldas lang ang pinagpaguran niya ng isang taong di tuwid ang pag-iisip.

Natalo man ang aking presidential candidate, ang mga kasalukuyang pinaggagawa ni PeNoy ay sapat na para maging proud ako at isiping di ako nagkamali ng binoto.

I've heard crazy things about PeNoy. And I've received information about the crazy things he does. Tulad na lang ng biglang pag-alis sa meeting without excusing himself, tapos didiretso sa isang room to smoke profusely at magsisisigaw. Andyan din ang mga kwento na inuuntog niya ang kanyang sarili sa pader, hence he was secretly referred to as Alburuto by Palace employees.

The Man Called Alburuto

Some more observant people who are working with PeNoy have noted that whenever merong matinding usapin nagiging unpredictable ang mood ni PeNoy. Masyado ding touchy at sensitive si PeNoy when it comes to public perception and opinion. Kapag di paborable sa kanya ang pangyayari at opinion ng public, he can be violent to the extent of throwing things at his people.

And just when I thought I've heard everything, here comes an explosive text coming from one of my ex-boyfriends. Ang ex kong ito works as a Presidential Securty Guard, and since sensitive ang info niya sa akin, itago na lang natin sya sa pangalang PSG.

Isang araw, habang ako ay abala sa paglalaro ng Cityville at nagkukumahog na mag-upgrade at makatapos ng mga tasks, bigla na lang ako nakatanggap ng text galing kay PSG.

Sa text ng aking matipunong ex na si PSG, nagkagulo at nataranta daw sila sa Palasyo. Nakapuslit daw si PeNoy at nakalabas ng di nila nalalaman. Makaraan ang ilang minuto, na-locate daw nila ang abnoy na amo nila sa isang komunidad sa bandang Recto, na halos nakapambahay lang, at namumudmod ng salapi sa mga tao.

Sa hitsura daw nito, batid nila na wala ito sa katinuan. Alam agad nila na nagkakaroon ito ng episode. At para maibalik nila ito sa Palasyo, tinurukan nila ito ng sedative.

Some anti-PeNoy may find this amusing. But naisip ko lang - what if magkaroon ng matinding episode si PeNoy while speaking before the public? What if this happens habang nasa abroad siya in an official state visit? Nakakatakot di ba?

Aba kung talagang kwestiyonable ang pag-iisip ni PeNoy, di kaya tayong taumbayan naman ang dapat mag-isip kung patatagalin pa natin ang kahibangang ito? hihihi

When Wishes Come True

Chinese journalist plants Chinese flag on disputed Scarborough

I am speechless, tongue-tied, awed. PeNoy must be an effing lucky person. Now, I can see PeNoy's wishes coming true, one by one.

Months of PeNoy's provocations on China are now paying off.  Remember how this quarrelsome lunatic boasted in his SONA how he will defend the Philippines' outlying islands and islets against China?  Remember how he used regional and international assemblies to take cheap shots at China?

Tanda niyo pa ba when he said in the interview that China hasn't been exactly a good big brother to the Philippines?  This of course, is farthest from the truth.  Official trade figures will show that China and Hongkong combined are the biggest buyers of Philippine goods.  In 2010, Philippine exports to China and Hongkong accounted for 19.54% of the total.  Last year, Philippines exported 20.40% of its goods to China and Hongkong.

Wish No. 1 granted!

At ngayong may maritime standoff sa Scarborough Shoal, nasaan si PeNoy?  Many find the image of a daring Chinese journalist planting the Chinese flag on one of the disputed islands.  Now, eto na ang chance ni PeNoy to give substance to his empty and shallow provocations, to translate into action what he's been proclaiming since he took power.  Ano na?  Lulunukin na lang ba niya kasama ng pagkarami-rami niyang laway ang mga sinabi at pamimikon na ginawa niya?  Wish ko lang mabulunan siya at tuluyan nang matigok!  hihihi

After Uncle Sam made a categorical statement that the Philippines can not invoke the Mutual Defense Treaty of 1955, after his words for a united ASEAN against China fell on dead ears, I am sure, nagsisisi na si PeNoy for wishing a fight with China.

Sa totoo lang, on its own, walang binatbat ang Pilipinas sa China.  Chinese media are talking about silencing Philippines with loud cannon strikes.  In reality, kayang gupuin ng China ang Pilipinas even without firing a shot.

See what the recent travel ban will do to our tourism industry.

Tingnan niyo kung ano ang mangyayari sa ating agriculture sector ngayong maghihigpit na ang China sa kalidad ng mga produces na papasok sa kanila.

And I won't be surprise if the not so autonomous Hongkong SAR will follow suit and impose restrictions sa pagpasok ng mga Pinoy OFW sa teritoryo nito.

Di kaya sumapit na din ang takip-silim sa mga Filipino companies na nasa China, gaya ng Liwayway Foods?

Let us see how this will be handled by PeNoy and his allies composed of the anti-China leftists, ultra-nationalist yellow media and oligarchs.

Another wish of PeNoy's that was granted ay yung deklarasyon ni CJ Corona na sya ay willing to take the witness stand.

Bago pa man magsimula ang impeachment, malakas na ang panawagan ni PeNoy at mga kaalyado nito for CJ Corona to take the witness stand.  But of course, we all know that this call is half-hearted and half-meant.

The impeachment case filed aganst Corona wasn't meant to endure a full-blown trial.  It was meant to embarrass the chief justice and force him to resign, like what they did to Ombudsman Mercy Gutierrez.  But much to their surprise, Corona stood his ground, formed a formidable defense panel, fight back.  PeNoy and cohorts were even surprised when they saw a snowballing support for the embattled Corona.

At ngayon, eto na ang bluff nila - kung walang tinatago si Corona, he should take the witness stand.  The call was intended to put Corona in a bad light, to make him appear that he is hiding something.  Ang di nila naisip ay yung ite-take ni Corona ang bluff nila.

Kaya when Corona announced that he is prepared to take the stand, nangagkaripas ang mga hunghang.  Andyan ang lampang si Riza Hontiveros na nagde-deny na may sinabi siyang $10 million dollar account ni Corona.  Todo tanggi din si Walden Bello na may alam siya, bagaman isa siya sa mga nag-file ng complaint sa Ombudsman.  At ito palang Ombudsman natin ay isa ring tsismosa na kahit balita lang ay gagawin nang prima facie evidence para imbestigahan si CJ Corona.  Diyata't marami nang relatives si Pontio Pilato dito sa Pilipinas.  Kalokah!  hihihi

And as expected, si PeNoy, nganga na naman.

Ang moral of the stories?  Be careful sa pag-wish - you might just get it.

Many Believe PeNoy Exacting Revenge on CJ Corona

StratPolls release latest survey

Dahil sa mga naglalakihang balita na lumabas ngayon, I am not suprised if the latest result of StratPolls' survey which was conducted between April 28 to May 3, goes unnoticed.

StratPolls asked 1000 respondents from the National Capital Region if they believe PeNoy is exacting revenge on Chief Justice Corona. 47% of the respondents believe na ang impeachment ni Corona ay paghihiganti lamang ng mahaderang PeNoy dahil sa desisyon ng Korte Suprema na ipamudmod na sa mga magsasaka ang Hacienda Luisita.

Ito ay isang malaking turnaround compared sa survey that StratPolls made before the start of the impeachment last March 22 wherein 48% said the chief justice is guilty, 10% responded he is not guilty and 42% still undecided.

Sa mga natanong ng StratPolls, 79% ang nagsabi na alam nilang ang ganid na angkan ni PeNoy ang nagmamay-ari ng Hacienda Luisita.

Result of StratPolls latest survey

Sa tanong naman kung tama ba ang naging desisyon ng Korte Supema sa Hacienda Luisita, nakakagulat na 94% ng respondents ang nagsabing "OO" samantalang 5% lang ang nagsabing hindi tama ang desisyon.

So far, there's no doubt that CJ Corona has gained the upper hand in the impeachment. The defense panel ably demolished every single accusation that has been hurled against the chief justice. At kung nag-iisip ang mga hunghang na dilawan na mag-People Power if Corona is not convicted, they should think twice. This is because the same survey shows that 96% will respect a Senate's verdict of "NOT GUILTY." 

Ang Aborsyon ng RH Bill

Si PeNoy Aquino ang pumatay sa RH Bill

Sa ngayon, marami pa din ang nangangarap na ang RH Bill ay tuluyang maipapasa sa ilalim ng rehimen ni PeNoy Aquino. Marahil, dapat kong pagsasampalin ang mga ito para magising sa kanilang walang katuturang pangangarap.

Noong panahon ng kampanya, PeNoy affirmed his unequivocal support for the RH Bill. In fact, he was one of the few presidential candidates who bravely made his position known, not minding the possible reprisal from the Catholic bloc (if there's such a thing). Isa pa, ang main base ng kanyang supporters - ang mga so-called civil society groups, ay very much active for the enactment of the bill

Last year, sinabi ko na matatapos ang taon na hindi maipapasa ng Kongreso ang RH Bill na yan. And di alam ng mga kaalyado ni PeNoy na masigasig na nagsusulong ng naturang panukalang batas, isang malaking kataksilan ang ginawa sa kanila ni PeNoy.

My pipel, mula ng maupo si PeNoy, ang kanyang mga handlers ay ngarag sa paghahanap ng mga unibersidad na maggagawad sa ungas na tamad na yan. Meron pa silang kinausap na tao upang pakiusapan ang isang university sa United Kingdom na kung maaari naman, bigyan ng honorary degree si PeNoy, na tinanggihan naman. Beh buti nga! hihihi

Then, on the occasion of PeNoy's visit to the United States, his handlers struck a deal with influential Church leaders to make him a recipient of an honorary degree from Fordham University. PeNoy was the eighth president to receive such conferment from the educational institution. Before him, President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was conferred Doctor of Laws in 2003. But such conferment on PeNoy was at the expense of RH Bill advocates. PeNoy betrayed those who believed him on the issue. PeNoy aborted the RH Bill!

Fordham University was founded by Roman Catholic Diocese of New York and used to be ran by Jesuits. The Philippine Roman Catholic Church plays a role in conferment of the award. It is therefore not surprising that the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos and Erap Estrada, did not receive the award.

If PeNoy and his minions will disprove this, I challenge them - dangle incentives to congressmen to finally tackle and pass the bill tulad nung ginagawa nila kapag meron silang bill na gustong i-railroad.

So ngayon, ano masasabi ng mga nautong supporters ng RH Bill?

Alone Again, Naturally

The face that only Aling Coring can love

I wasn't surprised at all when I heard the news of PeNoy Aquino-Grace Lee break-up. What amused me is that the alleged break-up happened last April 13. Many superstitious Filipinos fear the dreaded Friday the 13th, but this is, I guess, the day that Korean-born Grace Lee found her enlightenment.

Grace Lee joins the growing list of women who dumped PeNoy. But nothing to worry because PeNoy is no stranger to being alone. Aba, wag siyang mag-ilusyon sa hitsura niya yan.

At sino ba naman ang maaaring magtiyaga sa isang tulad ni PeNoy na happy-go-lucky? It seems na ang taong ito ay di marunong mag-seryoso. Siyam na taon na kongregista, pero walang ginawa. Tatlong taon sa Senado pero wala ding nagawa. At ngayon, ano na ba ang nagawa niya mula nang maupo siya sa Malacanang?

We will never know the reason for the break-up. Kung dati, ang bilis ng mga Palace boys na i-mention ang pangalan ni Grace, ngayon naman, they are mum. Which is okay naman, kasi I myself is not interested in the details. Baka masuka lang ako. hihihi

Ang alam ko lang, laking pasalamat naman at mapapahinga tayo sa nakakasukang May-December romance na yan. Aba, PeNoy shamelessly tried to use his love affair para libangin ang mga mas lalong naghihirap na Filipino.

At para gumanti sa panggagago ni PeNoy, below are some pick-up lines jokes:

PeNoy: Ketchup ka ba?
Grace: Bakit?
PeNoy: Pwede bang isawsaw sa iyo ang hotdog ko?
Grace: Hotdog ka dyan? Vienna sausage lang yan! Ambisyosa ka!
PeNoy: Sobra ka naman magsalita
Grace: Totoo naman ah. Yung sa bayaw mo, yun ang jumbo hotdog! hihihi

PeNoy: Poste ka ba?
Grace: Hindi. Bakit?
PeNoy: Kasi parang gusto kitang sibakin. hehehe
Grace: Aba, ang ungas na ito . . . Eh yung youngest sister mo buko ba siya?
PeNoy: Ha? Bakit?
Grace: Kasi parang ang hilig niya magpa-biyak! hihihi

PeNoy: Hindi ka ba napapagod?
Grace: Hindi. Bakit naman?
PeNoy: Kasi kanina ka pa tumatakbo sa isipan ko.
Grace: Hay naku, kahit ilang milya pa, tatakbuhin ko walang lang ako matalsikan ng laway mo!

PeNoy: Crayon ka ba?
Grace: Hindi noh! Bakit?
PeNoy: Kasi you color my world.
Grace: Ungas! Eh yellow lang naman ang alam mong color!

PeNoy: Kung POSPORO ako at POSPORO ka din, eh di MATCH tayo!
Grace: TANGA!! Dapat MATCHES, kasi plural! BOBO ka talaga kahit kelan!

PeNoy: Password ka ba?
Grace: Huh? Kalokah yang tanong mo ha. Bakit?
PeNoy: Kasi di kita pwede kalimutan eh.
Grace: Ganun??!! Pwede nagpalit ka na ng password? Wag na ako, please? hihihi

PeNoy: Uy pa-picture naman tayong dalawa.
Grace: Bakit?
PeNoy: Para naman ma-develoop tayo.
Grace: Ayan ka na naman sa KABOBOHAN mo! Walang NEGATIVE ang DIGITAL CAMERA!

PeNoy: May lason ba yang mata mo?
Grace: Wala ah. Bakit?
PeNoy: Parang nakakamatay ang titg mo.
Grace: Ay wag kang mag-alala, masamang damo ka!

PeNoy: Doktor ka ba?
Grace: Artista ako noh! Bakit?
PeNoy: Kasi ikaw lang nakakagamot ng sugat ng puso ko.
Grace: Yang utak mo ang may diperensya. Humanap ka ng psychiatrist!

At ito ang siguradong resulta pag sumali si PeNoy sa Pinoy Henyo:

PeNoy: Tao ba ito?
Grace: Hindi
PeNoy: Lugar?
Grace: Hindi
PeNoy: Bagay?
Grace: Oo!
PeNoy: Nakikita sa bahay?
Grace: Oo!
PeNoy: Sa kusina?
Grace: Oo!
PeNoy: Ginagamit sa kusina, ganun?
Grace: Oo!
PeNoy: Gawa ba ito sa metal?
Grace: Oo!
PeNoy: Nakakasugat ba ito?
Grace: Oo! Oo!!
PeNoy: Ginagamit ba ito na panghiwa?
Grace: Oo! Oo!! Oo!!!
PeNoy: Pinanghihiwa ng mga karne?
Grace: Oo!
PeNoy: Pwede ding panghiwa ng mga gulay, ganun?
Grace: Oo!
PeNoy: Aaaaahhh . . . Pass! Pass!

Mga Kampon ng Kadiliman

Welcome Back to the Dark Ages

Kumpirmado! Sertipikado! Walang kaduda-duda na ang angkan ng Cojuangco-Aquino ay mga kampon ng kadiliman!

Siguro naman, fresh pa sa memories ng karamihan sa atin kung paanong nasadlak sa kadiliman ang pinakamamahal nating Pilipinas noong panahon ni Aling Coring. Dahil sa mas inatupag niya ang pagmamadyong at paghimod sa "ubit" ng mga Kano, pinabayaan niya ang estado ng power at electricity.

At ngayon, mukhang history is repeating itself. Nauulit. Paulit-ulit. Para lang Market! Market! Kalokah.

Tingin ko sadyang sukdulan na ang pagkaganid sa power ng mga salot na Cojuangco-Aquino at pati electric power ay nahihigop na nila. Kaya nga ba't di ko rin masisisi kung magmaktol at mapoot ang aking kumareng si Volta.

At sa naganap na energy or power summit kuno sa Mindanao, pinakita lamang ni PeNoy na wala naman talaga siyang intensyon na ibsan man lamang ang krisis sa enerhiya. Tila nasayang at nauwi lang sa wala ang energy agenda na binalangkas ng mga local leaders ng Mindanao.

Ni hindi man lang daw binasa ang mga makabuluhang suggestions dahil ang rason - masyado daw maliit ang font at di daw niya mabasa! Aba, dapat ata si Sistah Grace Go o si Adriano Solomon ang nag-type ng power agenda na yun para all caps! hihii

Sabi sa akin noong isang mayor na kapartido mismo ni PeNoy, wala naman talagang ginawa doon ang abnoy kundi nag-yosi lang at nagkalat pa ng upos!

Di ako magtataka kung isang araw ay magkakaisa ang sambayanan at sabay-sabay na magtirik ng itim na kandila para sa kumag na PeNoy na ito.

Hay! Sana Oktubre na! hihihi

Just Lip Service

The much overrated BRP Gregorio del Pilar

“Our message to the world is clear: what is ours is ours. Setting foot on Recto Bank is no different from setting foot on Recto Avenue.”

Thus, PeNoy Aquino declared in his 2011 State of the Nation Address (SONA). He even announced that while he was making the speech, an American cutter which would become the much overrated BRP Gregorio del Pilar was sailing on its way to Manila from Hawaii.

It could not have been PeNoy's sense of nationalism that prompted him to include this in his SONA. After all, PeNoy came from a family of traitors. There's his lelang Ysidra who appropriated for herself and her family the funds of the Philippine revolutionary forces. His lolo and namesake was a Japanese collaborator who was convicted of treason. And of course, Aling Coring who sold out to the Yankees and campaigned for the retention of the US military bases in the country.

Mama's boy PeNoy it appears, is no different from his mother. Fact is, he has made a fact with Uncle Sam and agreed to be his pawn in the war games with China. Of course, PeNoy knew that he is endangering the country and millions of Filipino lives with this dangerous liaison, but what does he care? All that matters to him is to remain in office to protect the interest of his family.

This is why aside from Noynoying and persecuting PGMA and CJ Corona, PeNoy has been in the business of taking cheap shots at and provoking China.

Alas, a situation finally presented itself. A group of Chinese fishermen took refuge in Scarborough Shoal. The refurbished cutter, BRP Gregorio del Pilar was dispatched to apprehend the Chinese "incursion." A couple of Chinese maritime vessels came to the rescue of the fishermen.

What follows is the dissipation of PeNoy's SONA rhetoric. DFA invited the Chinese ambassador to a meeting to "peacefully resolve" the stand-off.

DFA even tried to downplay the situation when it reported in its website that:

In the morning of 10 April 2012, Tuesday, BRP GREGORIO DEL PILAR, in accordance with the established Rules of Engagement, dispatched a boarding team to inspect the fishing vessels and collect photos and other evidence of their catch. The inspection team reported that large amounts of illegally collected corals, giant clams and live sharks were found inside the compartments of the first fishing vessel that was boarded by the PN team.

The much overrated refurbished BRP Gregorio del Pilar, in most latest report, was pulled out from the scene. DZMM website reported:

Sa gitna ng tensyon sa pagitan ng Pilipinas at China, inalis na ng Philippine Navy ang warship na Barko ng Republika ng Pilipinas (BRP) Gregorio del Pilar sa Scarborough Shoal samantalang nagdagdag naman ng isa pang barko ang China roon.

The current Philippines-China stand off at the mouth of Scarborough Shoal proved that PeNoy's SONA was just lip service.

And where the hell is PeNoy? Noynoying? Kalokah!!! hihihi

The Curious Case of the Greedy "Saint"

Aling Coring: Greedy, yes! Saint? No way!!

There were those who call her "Tcon of Democracy." This is something ironic considering that during Aling Coring's reign, there were more journalists killed per year compared to her predecessor.

The more blinded ones adored her and even suggested that she deserved to be elevated to sainthood. Now, this really gets to my nerve!

How can someone who's responsible for the most number of peasants killed be ever considered for sainthood? And was it under her reign when the country registered the most number of massacres and hamletting, resulting to immense economic and social dislocation? Siguro kung magiging patron saint si Aling Coring ng pagpapahirap at pagkatay sa masang Pilipino, maaari pa akong pumayag.

Pwede bang maging santa ang isang madyonggera na ipinupusta ang promotion at pwesto sa gobyerno? Kalokah siya ha! hihihi

Mas lalong higit na qualified si Aling Coring na maging patron saint ng greed o kasakiman.

After she declare that agrarian reform will be the centerpiece of her administration, she and the infamous Kamag-anak, Inc. led by younger brother Peping, moved to water down a progressive version of agrarian reform bill. Ang mga galamay ni Aling Coring sa Kongreso ang nagpauso ng konsepto ng SDO or stock distribution option. At yang pesteng SDO na yan ang dahilan ng pagkamatay ng mga magsasaka sa Hacienda Luisita.

After paying lip service to the farmers by promising emancipation from the land-owning class (kung saan kasali ang mga Cojuangcos), ginawan ng paraan ni Aling Coring at ng kanyang ganid na angkan upang di mawala sa pag-aari nila ang kanilang beloved Hacienda Luisita.

At ang ganid ay nanatiling ganid kahit hanggang sa mga huling araw niya. Very few know the fact that Aling Coring went to President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo to intervene in the valuation of the Hacienda Luista land that will be expropriated for the construction of SCTEX.

Kinausap ng makapal na Aling Coring si Presidente Arroyo upang kausapin ang BCDA para pataasin ang presyo. Buong akala ng cute na presidente, mga 10% lang ang overpricing na hinihirit ng hitad na madyonggera. Pero laking gulat na lang ni Presidente Arroyoa noong sinabi ng mga taga-BCDA na ang gusto palang mangyari ni Aling Coring ay gawing 10 times ang price na babayaran ng gobyerno sa Hacienda Luisita para sa lupang dadaanan ng SCTEX! Aba, aba, at isa pang aba! Eh kung di ba naman talaga makapal ang mukha ng ganid na yun!

At ang ganid ay talagang ganid sa dilang ganid hanggang sa pagpanaw. Di ba't nung siya'y mamatay, pinakyaw na ang lahat ng simpatiya sa mundo na sinamantala't ginawang political capital ni PeNoy?

Resulta, naupo sa Palasyo ang nag-iisang anak, at muli inagawan ng oportunidad ang bayang Pilipinas upang tuluyang umunlad.

So ano, santa ba? O talagang ganid??!!! hihihi

Happy Birthday President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Birthday Girl, President Arroyo

I was super-mega-ultra delighted when I got a text message last night inviting me to President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's birthday celebration later this afternoon. Unfortunately, I have a prior appointment that brought me several miles away from Metro Manila so it'll be impossible for me to make it.

As I was thinking for the birthday message for PGMA, I thought of what happened some 1979 years ago. Jesus of Nazarene humbly served, yet was betrayed by one his closest associates, vilified by the public and condemned by the government. He was sentenced to death after mock trial. He died on the cross, yet gloriously resurrected after three days.

President Arroyo served the Philippines the best she could. Her administration has lifted the country from decades of economic slumber. She accommodated political leaders who have expressed unwavering support for her and her programs.

But when Fate played its joke on her, many of those who benefited from her administration betrayed her and joined the uncivilized campaign of demonizing her. Worse, some even allowed themselves to be used by the vengeful PeNoy administration to lead the assault against her.

Charged in court and under detention, most of her political enemies might think that she's politically dead. Unfortunately for them, many still believe in her. It may take more than three days, but I am sure that the Filipinos will be enlightened and PGMA will resurrect politically.

Happy birthday President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo!

Modern-day Pontius Pilate

Kalokah! Kalokah! Kalokah!

I was forced to excuse myself from our village's traditional pabasa because of the text message I got. Apparently, there's a member of the Lower House who's going around spreading the lie that at least 16 senator-judges are sure to vote for CJ Corona's conviction.

PeNoy and his allies in the Lower House have definitely reached the lowest point. How can these idiots think of spinning lies and intrigue on a Semana Santa? It seems na wala nang Diyos na pinapaniwalaan ang mga dilawang hitad na ito!!!

We all know that this spin about sure conviction of CJ Corona is nothing but a big fat lie. Each day, the prosecution's cases weaken. People are now realizing the real motivation of PeNoy's.

Kung di ba naman ugok ang sinumang nagpapakalat na ang mga senador ay boboto para i-convict si Corona when in a recent development, senators were aghast to find out that PeNoy has taken the liberty of opening their bank accounts without their prior consent??!!!

I heard that Manong Enrile registered a violent reaction to this latest move by PeNoy. Namutla nga daw si Drilon when the senate president asked him if he has any knowledge of the said action.

This might be the reason also behind the plot o unseat Manong Johnny Enrile as Senate President. But as early as now, this is one plot that is sure to fail. And when that day comes, si PeNoy, maghuhugas-kamay na naman at sasabihing desisyon yun ng partido at wala siyang kinalaman.


Talagang Pilato kahit kailan! Kalokah! hihihi

My April's Fools Day List

Planking, out!  Noynoying, in!

Filipinos have this unexplainable penchant for making lists. There's wish list during the traditional monito-monita. There's the so called New Year's resolution list which is, more often, a useless and futile exercise.

For whatever their worth, making a list will forever be "In" in Filipino culture.

Not to be outdone, I made my own April's Fools Day list. Here is what I've come up with:

1. PeNoy proves to be the most hardworking Filipino president. Moreover, he's te hands-on type; one you can rely to be where the action is. Remember the Luneta hostage-taking? The numeruos tropical storms? And most recently, the social unrest brought about by skyrocketing prices of fuel.
2. Philippine economy has taken off! All one needs to do is glean on the figures - employment rate, growth rate, business confidence. Remember, numbers don't lie.
3. Due to the transparency and positive investment outlook, foreign companies are lining up to place money and set up business in the Philippines. If you want the facts, go straight to the library of the Department of Trade and Industry. Apparently, the said library has a Fiction Section.
4. PeNoy's crisis management council is composed of able and professional practitioners. It is not true that PeNoy employs sister Krissy and his not so appealing girlfriend, Grace Lee, to take care of crises.
5. Food shortage, especially rice, is a thing of the past under PeNoy's administration. From now on, there will be bumper harvests that will enable the country to export to China, the world's largest consumer of rice.
6. PeNoy will lead the Cojuangco clan in distributing Hacienda Luisita to the suffering and hunger-stricken tenant-farmers. As a token of goodwill and generosity, the farmers will also be paid Ps. 1 milliion per hectare.
7. And finally, Krissy will enter the nunnery. She has chosen to join the order of the Pink Sisters.

Welcome to My Corner

Hey, it's me!  Ingkay Garutay

It's a lazy April Sunday.

I've got nothing to do.

Somehow, I've gotten tired battling it out with brainless Noytards in various Facebook groups. Each time I argue with them, I see the pointlessness of bringing truth to them who have chosen to blindly follow their equally useless leader, PeNoy Aquino.

Offline, the information and persuasion of yellow media gives me nausea. But I refuse to spit out even a speckle of what's left of my previous meal. For even at the advanced state of decay, my "tinga" is far more precious than what ABS-CBN, Inquirer and Philippine Star are hard-selling to the public.

Then there's those senseless surveys showing PeNoy still enjoying sizable support despite the fact that unemployment, poverty and hunger rate are at their highest levels. Baliw na lang siguro ang maniniwala sa Pulse Asia at SWS.

Back in the 80's, a starlet took her life and left a suicide note that rings true to this day:

"It's a crazy PLANETS!"

Imagine, a bunch of 15 million idiots electing a psychotic man to the presidency??!! What could be crazier than that!

I gotta insulate myself from all this craziness, hence, this little shining, shimmering, splendid corner of mine.