Another PeNoy Episode

Lecheng mukha yan!

I did not vote for PeNoy because I love my country so much, I don't want it to be ruled by someone whose state of mind is under question. President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo has done so much in putting the economic structure in order at nakakapanghinayang na mawawaldas lang ang pinagpaguran niya ng isang taong di tuwid ang pag-iisip.

Natalo man ang aking presidential candidate, ang mga kasalukuyang pinaggagawa ni PeNoy ay sapat na para maging proud ako at isiping di ako nagkamali ng binoto.

I've heard crazy things about PeNoy. And I've received information about the crazy things he does. Tulad na lang ng biglang pag-alis sa meeting without excusing himself, tapos didiretso sa isang room to smoke profusely at magsisisigaw. Andyan din ang mga kwento na inuuntog niya ang kanyang sarili sa pader, hence he was secretly referred to as Alburuto by Palace employees.

The Man Called Alburuto

Some more observant people who are working with PeNoy have noted that whenever merong matinding usapin nagiging unpredictable ang mood ni PeNoy. Masyado ding touchy at sensitive si PeNoy when it comes to public perception and opinion. Kapag di paborable sa kanya ang pangyayari at opinion ng public, he can be violent to the extent of throwing things at his people.

And just when I thought I've heard everything, here comes an explosive text coming from one of my ex-boyfriends. Ang ex kong ito works as a Presidential Securty Guard, and since sensitive ang info niya sa akin, itago na lang natin sya sa pangalang PSG.

Isang araw, habang ako ay abala sa paglalaro ng Cityville at nagkukumahog na mag-upgrade at makatapos ng mga tasks, bigla na lang ako nakatanggap ng text galing kay PSG.

Sa text ng aking matipunong ex na si PSG, nagkagulo at nataranta daw sila sa Palasyo. Nakapuslit daw si PeNoy at nakalabas ng di nila nalalaman. Makaraan ang ilang minuto, na-locate daw nila ang abnoy na amo nila sa isang komunidad sa bandang Recto, na halos nakapambahay lang, at namumudmod ng salapi sa mga tao.

Sa hitsura daw nito, batid nila na wala ito sa katinuan. Alam agad nila na nagkakaroon ito ng episode. At para maibalik nila ito sa Palasyo, tinurukan nila ito ng sedative.

Some anti-PeNoy may find this amusing. But naisip ko lang - what if magkaroon ng matinding episode si PeNoy while speaking before the public? What if this happens habang nasa abroad siya in an official state visit? Nakakatakot di ba?

Aba kung talagang kwestiyonable ang pag-iisip ni PeNoy, di kaya tayong taumbayan naman ang dapat mag-isip kung patatagalin pa natin ang kahibangang ito? hihihi

Letter from President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

A few days ago, I got a letter from former president Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. Apparently, she read the birthday message I posted in this blog site.

I've had a few opportunities of meeting PGMA in VMMC but never did I had an inkling that she will have the chance to read my blog. We all know that this oppressive regime has denied her access to computer and Internet. It turned out that someone printed out my post and had her read it.

Here is the text of former President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's letter:

Dear Ingkay, 


Thank you for the touching birthday message you posted in your blog.


It is heartwarming to know that there are many like you who appreciate what I have done. Please thank your like-minded readers for me.


More power to your blog and God bless you and your loved ones.


Sincerely,


Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo (signed)

Ang Aborsyon ng RH Bill

Si PeNoy Aquino ang pumatay sa RH Bill

Sa ngayon, marami pa din ang nangangarap na ang RH Bill ay tuluyang maipapasa sa ilalim ng rehimen ni PeNoy Aquino. Marahil, dapat kong pagsasampalin ang mga ito para magising sa kanilang walang katuturang pangangarap.

Noong panahon ng kampanya, PeNoy affirmed his unequivocal support for the RH Bill. In fact, he was one of the few presidential candidates who bravely made his position known, not minding the possible reprisal from the Catholic bloc (if there's such a thing). Isa pa, ang main base ng kanyang supporters - ang mga so-called civil society groups, ay very much active for the enactment of the bill

Last year, sinabi ko na matatapos ang taon na hindi maipapasa ng Kongreso ang RH Bill na yan. And di alam ng mga kaalyado ni PeNoy na masigasig na nagsusulong ng naturang panukalang batas, isang malaking kataksilan ang ginawa sa kanila ni PeNoy.

My pipel, mula ng maupo si PeNoy, ang kanyang mga handlers ay ngarag sa paghahanap ng mga unibersidad na maggagawad sa ungas na tamad na yan. Meron pa silang kinausap na tao upang pakiusapan ang isang university sa United Kingdom na kung maaari naman, bigyan ng honorary degree si PeNoy, na tinanggihan naman. Beh buti nga! hihihi

Then, on the occasion of PeNoy's visit to the United States, his handlers struck a deal with influential Church leaders to make him a recipient of an honorary degree from Fordham University. PeNoy was the eighth president to receive such conferment from the educational institution. Before him, President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo was conferred Doctor of Laws in 2003. But such conferment on PeNoy was at the expense of RH Bill advocates. PeNoy betrayed those who believed him on the issue. PeNoy aborted the RH Bill!

Fordham University was founded by Roman Catholic Diocese of New York and used to be ran by Jesuits. The Philippine Roman Catholic Church plays a role in conferment of the award. It is therefore not surprising that the late dictator Ferdinand Marcos and Erap Estrada, did not receive the award.

If PeNoy and his minions will disprove this, I challenge them - dangle incentives to congressmen to finally tackle and pass the bill tulad nung ginagawa nila kapag meron silang bill na gustong i-railroad.

So ngayon, ano masasabi ng mga nautong supporters ng RH Bill?

The Curious Case of the Greedy "Saint"

Aling Coring: Greedy, yes! Saint? No way!!

There were those who call her "Tcon of Democracy." This is something ironic considering that during Aling Coring's reign, there were more journalists killed per year compared to her predecessor.

The more blinded ones adored her and even suggested that she deserved to be elevated to sainthood. Now, this really gets to my nerve!

How can someone who's responsible for the most number of peasants killed be ever considered for sainthood? And was it under her reign when the country registered the most number of massacres and hamletting, resulting to immense economic and social dislocation? Siguro kung magiging patron saint si Aling Coring ng pagpapahirap at pagkatay sa masang Pilipino, maaari pa akong pumayag.

Pwede bang maging santa ang isang madyonggera na ipinupusta ang promotion at pwesto sa gobyerno? Kalokah siya ha! hihihi

Mas lalong higit na qualified si Aling Coring na maging patron saint ng greed o kasakiman.

After she declare that agrarian reform will be the centerpiece of her administration, she and the infamous Kamag-anak, Inc. led by younger brother Peping, moved to water down a progressive version of agrarian reform bill. Ang mga galamay ni Aling Coring sa Kongreso ang nagpauso ng konsepto ng SDO or stock distribution option. At yang pesteng SDO na yan ang dahilan ng pagkamatay ng mga magsasaka sa Hacienda Luisita.

After paying lip service to the farmers by promising emancipation from the land-owning class (kung saan kasali ang mga Cojuangcos), ginawan ng paraan ni Aling Coring at ng kanyang ganid na angkan upang di mawala sa pag-aari nila ang kanilang beloved Hacienda Luisita.

At ang ganid ay nanatiling ganid kahit hanggang sa mga huling araw niya. Very few know the fact that Aling Coring went to President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo to intervene in the valuation of the Hacienda Luista land that will be expropriated for the construction of SCTEX.

Kinausap ng makapal na Aling Coring si Presidente Arroyo upang kausapin ang BCDA para pataasin ang presyo. Buong akala ng cute na presidente, mga 10% lang ang overpricing na hinihirit ng hitad na madyonggera. Pero laking gulat na lang ni Presidente Arroyoa noong sinabi ng mga taga-BCDA na ang gusto palang mangyari ni Aling Coring ay gawing 10 times ang price na babayaran ng gobyerno sa Hacienda Luisita para sa lupang dadaanan ng SCTEX! Aba, aba, at isa pang aba! Eh kung di ba naman talaga makapal ang mukha ng ganid na yun!

At ang ganid ay talagang ganid sa dilang ganid hanggang sa pagpanaw. Di ba't nung siya'y mamatay, pinakyaw na ang lahat ng simpatiya sa mundo na sinamantala't ginawang political capital ni PeNoy?

Resulta, naupo sa Palasyo ang nag-iisang anak, at muli inagawan ng oportunidad ang bayang Pilipinas upang tuluyang umunlad.

So ano, santa ba? O talagang ganid??!!! hihihi

Happy Birthday President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

Birthday Girl, President Arroyo

I was super-mega-ultra delighted when I got a text message last night inviting me to President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's birthday celebration later this afternoon. Unfortunately, I have a prior appointment that brought me several miles away from Metro Manila so it'll be impossible for me to make it.

As I was thinking for the birthday message for PGMA, I thought of what happened some 1979 years ago. Jesus of Nazarene humbly served, yet was betrayed by one his closest associates, vilified by the public and condemned by the government. He was sentenced to death after mock trial. He died on the cross, yet gloriously resurrected after three days.

President Arroyo served the Philippines the best she could. Her administration has lifted the country from decades of economic slumber. She accommodated political leaders who have expressed unwavering support for her and her programs.

But when Fate played its joke on her, many of those who benefited from her administration betrayed her and joined the uncivilized campaign of demonizing her. Worse, some even allowed themselves to be used by the vengeful PeNoy administration to lead the assault against her.

Charged in court and under detention, most of her political enemies might think that she's politically dead. Unfortunately for them, many still believe in her. It may take more than three days, but I am sure that the Filipinos will be enlightened and PGMA will resurrect politically.

Happy birthday President Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo!